Kodwa rubles ingaba funny izinto
Kulungile, kulungile ukugcina ukuba punchline engqondweni xa siya kukuxelela elungileyo joke malunga iqelana ka-thieving Russian oligarchs kwaye zabo conniving lawyer Natalya Veselnitskaya, abo nje onayo indicted Enew York kuba obstruction lobulungisa
Yep, onjalo lawyer abo dangled abo sexxxxy Hillary Clinton dirts kwi-phambili Dipshit Junior ke esisimumu ubuso ngomhla infamous ixilongo layo Kwencopho ntlanganiso.
Heckuva coincidence, huh. Siyazi ukuba wena bathanda Carrie Mathison Us izithuba Evan ingaba. Kodwa Yr FDF kubaluleke ngakumbi zichaza -mna-njenge-ndiza anesihlanu uhlobo. Ngoko ke, makhe yaphule phantsi nihamba kuzo isibhozo lula amanyathelo. Kwi-lawless kleptocracy ka-s i-Soviet Us'a, ulwaphulo-mthetho umbutho kuquka zonakalise amagosa karhulumente' weza phezulu nge scheme ukuba steal uchazo ka-unknowing iinkampani, faka ubuxoki irhafu ubuyisela claiming enkulu ilahleko, imali - refund khangela, kwaye launder imali ngasekunene ngaphandle eli lizwe. Ezi criminals netted dollazi yezigidi kukunceda kakhulu ka-rubles ukusuka zabo scam.
Yabo ixabiso unstable, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha ufuna ukufikelela kwi yakho pocket ukufumana ukuba abanye oligarch makhulu kunokuba ufuna nje wenza zonke zezenu utyibiliko.
Injongo ye-kleptocracy mdlalo ukujika kumlilo, ozolisayo, coca dolla, euros, okanye unit-format. Okanye ngcono kodwa, real estate kwezinye indawo apho ayithethi ukuba snow isiqingatha nyaka. Ngoko ke kleptocrats kule 'Russian Unondyebo Ubuqhetseba' wired phantse amabini ezigidi dollazi-kukunceda kakhulu ka-looted rubles ngokusebenzisa i-cypriot yemiyalelo iinkampani ade afika ngaphandle kwezinye end njengoko beautiful Manhattan real estate. KA-CHING Emva kwi-Russia, i-British investor ekuthiwa Oyilwayo Browder wabhaqa urhwaphilizo kwaye ke ngoko chased ngaphandle kweli lizwe kwi- ngo complicit amagosa karhulumente. Yakhe lawyer Sergei Magnitsky waqhubeka ukuba umsebenzi unravel ityala kwi-Russia, wabanjwa, waza ekugqibeleni tortured ukuba ukufa entolongweni yi Russian amagosa karhulumente ngo, ukugcina kuye ukusuka exposing i-scheme. Emva ukuba Ibhili Browder wenza ngayo ubomi bakhe ke umsebenzi lobby western oorhulumente ukuba imposiso yorhwebo lwangaphakathi sanctions kwi-Russian amagosa karhulumente complicit kwi imali laundering. I US ophunyezwe - Magnitsky Umthetho ngo, ngenxa Oyilwayo Browder yi goddamn hero.
Ngenxa Vladimir Putin ayiyo mnandi umntu
Ucinga ukuba uyasebenza a kleptocracy kwi declining petro-imo ingaba LULA. Yena ke onayo zonke ezi ethengisela oligarchs, jostling kuba indawo kwaye stealing yonke into kwi-emehlweni abo.
Ngaphandle koxinzelelo ukukhutshwa valve, babe nento yokuba ibe shooting ngamnye enye efana iqelana ka-street gangsters.
Luckily western imali laundering statutes anike olugqibeleleyo outlet, slowing phantsi eyinkunzi uhambo ngoko ke, isirussian uqoqosho akuthethi ukuba crater, ngexesha? ukuvumela wonke umntu ukuba athabathe ngaphandle ngokwaneleyo ukuba park umfazi wakhe kwaye mistress kwaye abantwana overseas. Kwaye konke kwaba ke kulungile de ukuba bastard Magnitsky waqala lobbying western oorhulumente ukuba tshixa Russians ngaphandle ngokupheleleyo. Abo sanctions kuba knocked ubuncinane, zintandathu - ipesenti ngaphandle Us ke GDP ukususela ngo, kwaye wenza kuba abanye kakhulu pissed ngaphandle oligarchs abo akukwazeki ukufumana imali yabo ngaphandle Saserashiya. Ngoko ke Russians ube wenziwe a ban kwi-i-american adoptions ka-BOUNCY RUSSIAN BABIES, ngenxa yokuba abo ngcono ukuba penalize kunokuba iinkedama rotting kude kwi-amaziko, akunjalo. Ngoko ke Kremlin wathumela yayo goons phandle persuade western oorhulumente ukuba Sergei Magnitsky kwaye Oyilwayo Browder baba lokwenyani criminals. Umva ngo, unyaka Zethu Obama, xa sainted Preet Bharara wabaleka Southern Wesithili sasenew York, i-ofisi azisa a imali laundering meko ngokuchasene Prevezon Holdings, Ecyprus esekelwe inkampani esetyenziswa yi-ngasentla-kukhankanywe-Russian fraudsters ukuba launder zabo imali kwi Manhattan real estate. Prevezon waba bemelwe kuwe guessed ngayo Natalya Veselnitskaya, Kremlin ngu-antayi-sanctions mouthpiece. Girlfriend ingaba get jikelele.
(Ke kufana 'Imihla Ubomi Bethu' phezulu apha.
Kwi-kwimizuzu emihlanu esiyenzayo ukufumana phandle Stefano DiMera ngu Veselnitskaya ke real ubawo, kodwa abazange anayithathela sele abahlala kunye njengokuba indoda nomfazi unknowingly ukususela tragic kunokwenzeka ingozi apho yena ezilahlekileyo yakhe wolwazi kwaye wathi kuye ubuso reconfigured nge izakhono plastic surgeon kwi-Tangiers.) Ezama ubungqina, SDNY waguqukela kwi-Russian abasemagunyeni kuba uncedo kunye zabo meko ngokuchasene Prevezon phantsi Mutual Isemthethweni Uncedo Treaty (MLAT). Baba shocked, SHOCKED ukufumana ukuba Russian urhulumente sifunyenweyo akukho ulwaphulo-mthetho yi-Prevezon u-mhlaba. Eneneni, isirussian-mali abasemagunyeni waguqukela phezu ingxelo blaming Browder kwaye Magnitsky kuba perpetrating i-ubuqhetseba. Prevezon ke lawyer Natalya Veselnitskaya ke touted ingxelo njengokuba ubungqina bokuba yakhe umxhasi Prevezon waba nyulu njengoko asukelwa snow kwaye kwaba bonke ububi Englishman Browder ke, ukwenza oko.
Kodwa yena ekhohlo ngaphandle omnye ncinci kakhulu inkcukacha.
Kwi-Soviet i-Russia, i-nkqo ekukhuseleni ilungelo lawyer kuba iqelana ka-crooked oligarchs efumana ukubhala urhulumente ingxelo exonerating kwabo herself.
Kwaye ke yena pretended ukuya nge kulandelwe e ukunyanzela Russian kwaye i-american oorhulumente ukuba disclose ingxelo leyo yena herself kokuba ebhaliweyo. (Kamva yena ingaba yiya kwi zichaza herself njengoko i - 'informant' kuba Russian urhulumente prosecutor.) Veselnitskaya ke iphindwe zonyaka enkundleni kwaye NATHI urhulumente ukukhanyela na kufunyanwe ulwazi ingxelo kwaye citing ngalendlela exculpatory ubungqina, xa yena herself kokuba yathatha inxaxheba kwinkqubo yayo fabrication, ifomu isiseko indictment ezenziwe sesi sibini kwi-disemba amabini anesibhozo kwaye unsealed ngale ntsasa. Yena ke ibe igcwalisiwe kunye obstruction lobulungisa kwi-Prevezon meko. Ngenxa yokuba le umxhasistar name khange Us ubuncinane hayi okwangoku. Thina anayithathela uhleli phezu iinkcukacha ixilongo layo Kwencopho intlanganiso malunga amahlanu phinda-phinda. Uyazi malunga failson kwaye failson-zala ukufumana wanikela dirt kwi Hillary Clinton exchange kuba BOUNCY RUSSIAN BABIES, kwaye uyazi ukuba u-ikhowudi kuba lifting i-Magnitsky sanctions. Uyazi ukuba Veselnitskaya balingwe ukuba isakhelo Clinton kuba uthatha mthethweni langaphandle phulo iminikelo evela Oyilwayo Browder, uqhubekeko-wonke nto phezulu kwi, ozolisayo, babecocekile baqubuda.
Kodwa waye wena khumbula oku qaphela ukuba Upawulos Manafort, kuphela sentient I-american egumbini, wathabatha ngomhla wakhe iPhone ngexesha ntlanganiso.
OH, HEEE, AKUSEBENZI KHANGE NATALYA VESELNITSKAYA NTO I-CYPRIOT INKAMPANI PREVEZON NGEXESHA ELINYE. ENYANISWENI, UKUBA ELULA FACT IIFOMU LONKE QHO NGONYAKA KUBA GOP KE, OLUNYE INYANISO CONSPIRACY INKUMBULO MALUNGA NJANI DEMOCRAT AKUFUTSHANE WATHUMELA NATALYA VESELNITSKAYA KWI IXILONGO LAYO KWENCOPHO LOO MINI UKUBA ISAKHELO AMAHLWEMPU DONALD IXILONGO LAYO JR, NGENXA JETTA GPS WABA CONTRACTED YI-PREVEZON KE ABAQONDISI-MTHETHO UKWENZA OPPO UPHANDO KWI-MTHETHO USAYILWAYO BROWDER, NGEXESHA KWABA KANJALO CONTRACTED YI-DEMOCRATS UKUBA APHANDE IXILONGO LAYO NGU TIES UKUBA SASERASHIYA. Khumbula Marc Kasowitz, ixilongo layo ngu allegedly name lawyer abo kanjalo, kwenzeka ntoni ukuba bamele Us ke Sberbank kwi zasekuhlaleni isuti Enew York. Ekunene kwi-ephakathi Prevezon prosecution, Preet Bharara onayo abalawuli njengokuba NATHI Lamagqwetha kuba SDNY, emva Kasowitz wathi, ixilongo layo'This guy ngu ke get kuwe. Kwaye ngoko kwiinyanga ezintathu kamva, Prevezon kunjalo nje wemka, ube sowuzinzile yi-SDNY kuba ngaphantsi dollazi zintandathu - million, i-mali kubhekisa Veseltnitskaya njengoko 'phantse i-apology evela kurhulumente. Emva koko, Democrats kwi Indlu Ezomthetho Ikomiti wathumela ileta ukuze Jeff Iiseshoni ecela ukuba DOJ 'enokuba ube sowuzinzile ityala ngexesha ilahleko ye-United States ukuze obscure i-nangumsinga iinyaniso' a quid pro nemeko yelo xesha yaba hatched ngomhla ixilongo layo Kwencopho intlanganiso kunye Prevezon ke lawyer. Esiyenzayo ukuthatha ukuba Iiseshoni wathi, Jerry Nadler ukuba ingxolo eqhekezayo intlabathi ngojulayi ka. Kwaye sizo ngakumbi alenze ukuba Jerry Nadler, ngubani ngoku kuyo Ezomthetho Ikomiti kwaye sele subpoena amandla, hasn khange zilityelwe malunga nayo. Kwaye xa siqwalasela kwesi sihloko, Veselnitskaya indictment utyikitywe ubuqu yi-Geoffrey Berman, owathi waba KUTHI Lamagqwetha kuba SDNY kwi. Ukuba Jeff Iiseshoni ngonaphakade baye babeka ezopolitiko uxinzelelo SDNY ukuba uyeke indictments ngokuchasene thieving Russians, mihla ingaba ixesha elide phezu. Kwaye noose ngu tightening jikelele ixilongo layo ulwaphulo-mthetho usapho. Imdaka Russians zabo orbit esiba wabanjwa kuba imali laundering kwaye obstruction lobulungisa.
I utshutshiso kuba kunabela kude ngaphaya ezikhethekileyo ingcebiso ngu-ofisi, kwaye akukho mntu, hayi ukuba idiot Mat Whitaker kwaye hayi nkqu kuqeshwe villain njenge Oyilwayo Barr, unako ukwenza oko yeka.
Kwaye ukuba baya zama, Democrats Endlwini uza nail kubo eludongeni.
Nceda cofa apha ukuze ingxowa-mali yakho Wonkette, abo baya unravel konke oku andwebileyo Russian shit UKUBA KE YINTO YOKUGQIBELA SENZA.
Yakho FDF ubomi kwi-Baltimore phantsi i-assumed uchazo njengoko i-upstanding ilungu PTA. Shhh, musa uxelele nabani na yena wenza swears kwi-intanethi. Siphinda nje stuffed ukuba gills kunye inkcubeko 'n' bookses namhlanje, Wonkers. Isiqingatha Esinye zethu Wonkette Book Club ngxoxo ka-Eric Rauchway ke Ebusika Imfazwe iphezu apha, kuba abo kuni abo ufuna ukwenza Vula Umsonto iimboniselo, nantsi i-Vula Umsonto kuwe kakhulu. Malunga nomnye darn incwadi, kunjalo, ngeli lixa i-umlinganiselo samkele ukuziqhelanisa a seriously okungekuko screenplay ukuba Salvador Dalí wabhala kuba Marx Abakhuluwa. Iwonga ngu ngokugqibeleleyo Marx Brothersish: Giraffes kwi Horseback Salad. Hayi, kunjalo ukuba ayi wachaza nkqu omnye ncinci kakhulu bit, nangona kukho ezinye giraffes kwi-screenplay. ngomhla we-umlilo, hayi ngomhla horseback. Hlasi iwayini yakho okanye ikofu (okanye zombini, weirdo), ngoba Book Club ixesha. Khumbula, rock kukuba uhlobo ngokwaneleyo ukuze sihambe kuhlangana apha, ngoko ke kuthenga i-cookie ubuncinane. Zethu epreli ukhetho ngu Ebusika Imfazwe: Hoover, Roosevelt, kwaye Lokuqala Clash Phezu Entsha Yaba, yi-Erich Rauchway, imbali unjing ngomhla Ngezifundo of California, Davis, iskora Omtsha Yaba. Musa worry ukuba akhange na kwenziwa yonke yabelwe ukufunda kuba namhlanje (nge-Isahluko), usakwazi inxaxheba, ngenxa yokuba kuza kwi, ingaba wonke umntu usoloko kwenza ukufunda. Siza kuphela laugh e nawe ukuba ngaba phakamisa, njenge-Ben Shapiro, ukuba Omtsha Yaba worsened Omkhulu Depression. Okanye ukuba, njenge Dinesh D'Souza, uthi Roosevelt admired Hitler (a ibango Rauchway kutshanje demolished kwi Twitters). Kodwa uyabona, ke nento yokuba deserve kuyo.
